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As Jack is fishing in another of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes, he questions things and then his brain wonders with each seafood he attracts. The Walleye eats twice every day - morning with sunset. He hardly ever really considered that before, although he usually doesn't go sportfishing by himself, but his buddies all acquired other things to do today. Eating in the morning - breakfast time... yes, you need to eat breakfast time. Funny thing, when one does indeed, like those rare Sundays, when he goes to breakfast time with the family after heading to early cathedral service, he seems satisfied and then doesn't eat until early on night time, and then it is light - like a chicken white meat salad. Maybe he should eat this way every day and he would lose his ale gut. Talking about beer guts. Just what a fill of crap. And speaking of Crappie, where did that name come from? Although most people he knows pronounce it crop-pee. Crappies eat crap - like pests, minnows, and other small seafood. Maybe that's how it acquired its name. A bit like Big Expenses who scares people a whole lot along with his gruff ways... maybe people think he'll eat them. Although he might, and spit them out if he had the chance. Just like the crimson people eater. Talking about that, he does indeed wear a lot of purple t shirts - deep crimson t-shirts and light crimson dress t shirts. And green. Jack is constantly on the compare each important person in his life to the seafood in this inflatable water, and in doing so has a revelation....
