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A rollicking, globe-trotting excitement with a twist: a four-legged heroine you won't soon ignore. Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a pretty happy one at that - her long, sluggish days are put in eating, napping, and communicating with her closest friend, Mallory. One nights, Elsie and Mallory sneak out of the pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie sees herself drawn to the farmhouse. Through the window, she sees the farmer's family compiled around a smart Pack God - and the actual Box God discloses about something called an "industrial meat farm" shakes Elsie's knowledge of her world to its primary. There's only one solution: escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley team is produced: Elsie; Jerry - excuse me, Shalom - a cranky, Torah-reading pig who's recently changed into Judaism; and Tom, a suave (in his own head, at least) turkey who can't journey, but who could work an iPhone with his beak. Toting taken passports and slapdash real human disguises, they mind for the air port. Elsie is our wise-cracking, pop-culture-reference-dropping, slyly witty narrator; Tom - would you eventually learn to fly (type of) - dispenses psychiatric advice in a false German accent; and Shalom, declined by his used people in Jerusalem, ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians. David Duchovny's charismatic animals point just how toward a common understanding and approval that the globe desperately needs.
