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Russian Optimism: Deep Nursery Rhymes to Cheer You Right Up can be an audiobook of thirty of Russia's most horrifically hysterical nursery rhymes translated for an English-speaking audience. Each rhyme is two to four lines, with an innocent subject and an awful ending. For example, "The Woods": "A little boy found a machine gun. Little or nothing lives in the woods nowadays." The rhymes are grouped in seven ironically titled chapters: Moral Announcements, Parenting Pointers, Classic Cooking, Aquatic Activities, Close Telephone calls, Cheery Children, and Explosive Endings.
