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My new fiancée Betty and I were seated on the couch watching the Westminster Kennel Golf club dog show, when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from your dog." As I sat there stunned, hoping to regulate my reactions and gather myself, I had developed two immediate thoughts: 1. Now I understand why my dog likes her better.
2. I wish this is the most detrimental thing she'd ever told me. About the audiobook: In The Warlizard Chronicles, Warlizard instructs the tales of your misspent youngsters, from the storyline of his "dog-gasmic" ex-fiancée to the logic of portion as a German linguist in Iraq. The tales are light, fast-paced, graphic, and not remotely safe for work. You could have been warned.
