Download Shopping Survival Guide for Men: How a Man Can Survive a Shopping Experience Without Having to Gnaw His Arm Off AudioBook Free
A frank and hilarious guide to every man's mind-numbing nemesis: Shopping. Guys, put in one too many Saturdays marooned at the mall? Rejuvenate your manhood with the Shopping Success Guide for Men. This vital sanity-saver exposes the hidden background and insidious mindset of shopping. Hint: it's crazy. Plus, this book cool-headedly courses you through the treacherous, credit card-melting mazes of:
- Shoes: "If you've ever been in the shoe section of any major office store, you now really know what the gross countrywide product of Belgium would appear to be if it consisted of footwear, which, for many I understand about Belgium, it does."
- Cosmetic: "Egyptians used cochineal insects to make red dye for his or her lips, and I don't even service what 'cochineal' means because the term 'insects' is after it."
- Prom Dress Shopping: "Like the majority of men, whatever you find out about prom dresses is that they are more expensive when compared to a good set of wheels."
- Fashion Terminology: "Puckered Bodice: A suspended professional wrestling move affecting a lemon, a folding chair, and a car battery pack."
- Shopping History: "1687: Isaac Newton evolves regulations of common gravity after his wife's shoe rack collapses on him."
