Download Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends AudioBook Free
Millions of individuals throughout the world fart every day, but it is the timing, the tact, and the excuses that produce the act more forgivable. Study from the personal activities of Dorothy Bigguns and all the hilarity that ensues after she decides to remove the filter and allow it all take flight. This booklet recounts some of Dorothy's travels, work life, and decadent children as a few of the most humiliating & most hilarious experiences relating her bad gas. She shows you don't have to have a justification to break blowing wind - but you do need good company, understanding friends, or no sense of smell to get away with extreme flatulence.
- Find out what happens when she exacts revenge on the incorrect person
- Learn what not to do on a date
- Listen to about the consequences of malt liquor and cheap pizza
- Rate your farts on a sliding range
- Look at perfume examples differently
- Gain understanding on pranks and functional jokes
- Laugh aloud at pot-induced paranoia
- Alienate your friends with a novelty spray can of farts
- And, much more!
