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Child a**holery is a normal part of human being development - not unlike puberty, except this level involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay the right path in life. For parents of small children, it's a "you better have a good laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's entertaining, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and incredibly pleasant) comic pain relief - along with the very good news that It's Not Your Mistake. Chapters cover the price of raising a young child, feeding your child, toilet training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to perish inside". Parents will dsicover themselves in the funny areas on taking your child to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your child surrounding the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat by itself."), things you thought you'd never say that you now say as a parent of a young child ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), as well as how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Pay attention to your child cry for 30 minutes about how precisely the pizza is all incorrect. Watch your child take a tiny bite of crust. Yahoo 'can anger offer you a coronary attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny words has attracted hundreds of thousands of followers of Honest Child on social advertising; here she speaks parent to worn out parent, easing the aches and pains and troubles of raising small children with a big dose of adult laughter and wit.
