Download Ninjas for Beginners: 10 Days to Becoming a Ninja: How to Drop Everything You Are Doing and Become a Ninja AudioBook Free
Ninjas are the epitome of cool awesomeness. Most of us have wanted to become ninjas our lives! In all actuality, we all have been training to be ninjas since we were kids. Whether you were silently stealing cookies from the kitchen or sneaking out of your bedroom to meet friends, you were unknowingly training to be always a super magnificent ninja! If you have problems, you can learn how to take care of it by actually becoming a real-life ninja. Take those skills you honed from years as a child and apply them toward becoming a ninja. Is your brother-in-law a bullying meathead? Is your supervisor a deluxe bullying meathead, loaded to the brim with necessary protein powder? Do you want to slip away from your office undetected for a longer lunch break? You can do that right now. Seize your day and learn to be a ninja! Do you consider you are too old? Pishposh, you're never too old! With this reserve, you can learn all the secrets of the ninja. After you hear this reserve, you'll be a qualified ninja challenging skills and training you'll need to use sneezing powder for you meathead supervisor's computer keyboard, undetected. You can then sit back, relax, and revel in the show. With this reserve, you too can learn too can learn to be a super badass, magnificent sauce ninja in only five easy-to-understand chapters:
- 1. Learn all about ninja background. Yes, it's important! 2. Understand how to dress such as a real-life ninja. 3. Learn to think such as a ninja and live the lifestyle of the ninja. Become one with the ninja way. 4. Learn ninjutsu, the art work of being a ninja. Learn techniques like how to look like a rock and how to make smoke bombs, which help with your stealthy escapes. 5. Weapons, lots and lots of ninja weapons.
