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For Allena Hansen, a vicious keep strike was "no biggie" compared to the stress inflicted by her refined '60s upbringing, her stint as Playboy's token intellectual bimbo, and her cowgirl angst, which will do to knock even Job for a loop. A tragicomic assortment of latter-day Grimm's fairy stories, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp: BY DOMAIN FLIPPING Survived a Carry Attack as well as other Cautionary Stories presents Hansen as the smart-assed socialite and full-contact gardener that Hunter S. Thompson once toasted as "the distaff Hunter S. Thompson" and Andrew Breitbart called out as "the coolest person in the area". Offering herself up as a cautionary example, Hansen poses the age-old question: "Why is a survivor?" Listen to this publication and remain as puzzled as ever before. But as you marvel at her uncompromisingly bad judgment and uncanny resilience, you just might learn something that can save your life.
