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Real heroes never expire. But they do get grouchy in middle time. The beloved King Ik is deceased, and there was barely time to check on his pulse prior to the royal throne was promoting the suspiciously shapely backside of an impostor pretending to be Ik's beautiful, long-lost princess. With the land's heroic hunks active drooling all over themselves, there's only 1 man left who can save the kingdom of Jenair. His name is Dungar Loloth, a rural blacksmith changed innkeeper, a surly hermit, and an all-around nobody oozing toward middle time, compensating for too little height, looks, elegance, and tact with guts and an attitude. Normally politics is minimal of his concerns, but after everyone in the neighboring kingdom of Farrawee boils down with a severe case of being deceased, Dungar discovers that the masquerading princess not only is behind the carnage but also offers similar programs for his own hometown. Alongside the only person senseless enough to tag along, an eccentric and arguably insane hobo known as Jimminy, he journeys out into the world he's so pointedly tried to avoid as the only real hope of defeating the most powerful person in it. That is, if he may survive the pirates, cultists, radical Amazonians, and assorted other hazards lying in wait around on the way. Logan J. Hunder's entertaining debut blows in the fantasy genre using its wry juxtaposition of the fantastic and the mundane, showing that the best and brightest heroes aren't always the best for the work.
