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Once the greedy owner of the Las Vegas movie wedding caterers company attempts to muscle in on a local, family held business in Honolulu, it leaves an extremely bad tastes in the mouths of the natives, and the fight for paradise starts for Joseph, a Hawaiian chef. As far as Joseph's dad, Sid, can be involved, this is an invasion on par with Captain Make, and the mainlanders need to be stopped no matter what. As Joseph defends his family, he encounters a TV company rebounding from a negative breakup and experiencing an unrelenting chemically induced erection; the producer's androgynous, New Age-y helper; and a trash-talking, lap-dance-addicted heart stroke survivor. Adding to this frenetic luau is Joseph's old-school Polynesian uncle; his bodybuilder cousin; and his politically correct, retro-Hawaiian girlfriend. With the lines attracted and the local people breathing open fire down their necks, the Sin City boys opt to enlist the services of an ecstasy-popping ex-marine strike man. Then things go horribly wrong - or, depending how you look at it, just right. Symbol Haskell Smith's Mouth watering is an uproarious, delectably dark unknown that offers a take on Hawaii that definitely was not endorsed by the visitor bureau.
