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From the inventor of the hugely popular @thefatjewish Instagram comes an outlandish assortment of hilarious personal essays and images, that will be the most ridiculous book in the annals of arts and letters. If Steven Seagal and Barbara Streisand possessed drunken making love and conceived your baby boy, he would have show business chops and be proficient in martial arts. That son would become Josh Ostrovsky, often known as "SYSTEM.DRAWING.BITMAP Jew". Created and bred in New York City, Ostrovsky's overbearing mother came into him into "the biz" as an eight-year-old with delightful cheekbones and the performing voice of an angel. He appeared in a plethora of television commercials, and after his child-acting career fizzled, Ostrovsky got 20 years away from the limelight to concentrate on finding himself, eventually starting a yoga middle in Toronto and obtaining his MFA in pottery at Middlebury School. JK, he typically just have drugs. But in 2009, when sociable media became something, he triumphantly delivered to a life in the limelight. He exfoliates daily, takes on the harp, bakes his own croutons for every salad he eats, once kept your baby deer with a destroyed leg who possessed fallen into a stream, and speaks fluent Portuguese. With an military of enthusiasts on social multimedia that often border on fanatical and creepy, he's a "rising" "star" whose backup plan is to marry Suri Sail when she's of legal consenting years. Channeling the brilliance of his online existence, Money Pizza Respect rolls out one ludicrous account after another - from puking on his grandfather after having a debaucherous drunken night to keeping his deaf neighbor from a losing building to hiring prostitutes for the only real purpose of reenacting moments from Mel Gibson's Braveheart. Writer. Plus-size model. Horseback riding enthusiast. Instagram legend. Josh Ostrovsky: SYSTEM.DRAWING.BITMAP Jew.
