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Idjit Galoot has an issue. He escaped from his master's house for a short romp around town, searching for easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill, and unguarded garbage cans. When he results to his house, the older basset hound discovers that his get good at has loaded up their things and transferred to Florida without him. Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er-do-well owner and his work to work his way back to the dog that he enjoys. On the way Idjit's owner encounters Religious terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida skunk ape.
