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Mason Becker is a self-published writer suffering from gentle success. After the loss of life of his girlfriend, he quits his job, steps into a little apartment in a little town in Ohio, and spends another several months convincing himself to leave for anything apart from food, ale, or smoking cigarettes. He doesn't even really consider himself a writer. He's a man who cashed in his 401(k) and is also silently biding his time until he has to find another job. On the night he finally makes himself out to an area bar, he comes home to the apartment to find his twin brother, Doug. Doug is searching through Mason's laptop and presents him to his "hate audience", a web troll with the marginally dyslexic name of Dargonslayer. Doug indicators them up for a convention occurring in a few weeks, noting that Dargonslayer is going to be there and stoking Mason to get vengeance, even if that vengeance comes only by means of punching his hate audience in the dick. They have to endure the oncoming blur of drinking alcohol, awkward sex, mother nature walks, and modest vandalism.
