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Comedian Zach Anner starts his frank and devilishly funny publication, If at Birth You Don't Do well, with an admission: He botched his own labor and birth. Two months early on, underweight and underprepared for life, he entered the world with cerebral palsy and an uncertain future. Just how do this hairless mole rat of your guy blossom into a viral Internet experience who's hosted two travel shows, impressed Oprah, motivated the Mars Rover, and encouraged a John Mayer songs? (It wasn't "THE BODY is a Wonderland".) Zach lives by the mantra: When life gives you a wheelchair, make lemonade. Whether recounting a valiant childhood attempt to woo Cindy Crawford, encounters with zealous trust healers, or the time he crapped his jeans mere toes from Dr. Phil, Zach shares his fumbles with unflinching integrity and characteristic allure. By his 30th birthday, Zach got grown into an adult with a job in entertainment, millions of fans, a caring family, and friends who literally hold him up mountains. If at Birth You Don't Do well is a hilariously irreverent and heartfelt memoir about finding your enthusiasm and your journey even though it's paved with epic misadventure. This is the unlikely however, not unlucky storyline of a guy who couldn't easily open a carrier of Skittles but nonetheless became an exercise guru with lovers round the world. You'll chuckle, you'll weep, you'll fall deeply in love with the Olive Garden all over again and learn why cerebral palsy is, definitively, "the sexiest of the palsies".
