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Nearly knocked up... Like everyone in New York media, editor Liz Buckley operates on cupcakes, levels of caffeine, and cocktails. But at 31, she's plateaued at Paddy Cakes, a shiny baby magazine that flogs thousand-dollar strollers to entitled, hypercompetitive spawn-havers. Liz has put in years working a gazillion hours a week picking right up the slack for coworkers with kids, and she's tired of it. So 1 day when her stress-related nausea is recognised incorrectly as morning hours sickness by her bosses - boom! Liz is advertised to the mommy trail. She decides to perform with it and plans to use her paid time off to figure out her life: work, love, and otherwise. It will likely be her "meternity" leave. By day Liz stones a foam-rubber stomach under fab maternity clothing. By night time she dumps the bump for karaoke times and boozy meals out. But how long can she keep up her charade...and hide it from the person who might just be THE MAIN ONE? As her "deadline" solutions, Liz is fatigued - and exhilarated - by the ruse, the guilt, and the thoughts brought on by a totally imaginary stomach tenant...about happiness, success, family, and the type of love.
