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Now that I'm a mom, I understand the most painful part isn't getting something huge through your hooha. It's having a genuine live child. If you're the sort of mom who designs your kiddo's organic and natural quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not pay attention to this book. If you stayed up past midnight to generate posters for your PTO presidential advertising campaign, do not pay attention to this book. If you look down your nostril at parents who have Domino's pizza on quickness dial, do not pay attention to this booklet. But if you are the sort of parent who unintentionally moves ballistic on your rugrats each morning because they don't put their shoes on and then you are feeling super guilty about any of it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a particular treat but really it is because you exposed your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely pay attention to this booklet. I Want My Epidural Back is a party of mediocre parents and exactly how awesome these are and exactly how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert's genuine but entertaining observations, testimonies, and quips will perhaps you have nodding your mind and peeing in your shorts. Or on the toilet if you're smart and pay attention to it there.
