Download Available: A Memoir of Heartbreak, Hookups, Love and Brunch AudioBook Free
From a breakout storytelling celebrity at The Moth, a real-life intimate comedy about a guy and a woman - and 29 other ladies: a memoir about an unexpected break-up, one self-imposed 12 months of being single, and how a "nice man" survived going out with in the 21st century. Matteson Perry is a good Guy. He remembers birthdays, politely averts his sight on the subway, and likes backgammon. A serial monogamist, he's never asked a stranger away. But when the girl he thought might be THE MAIN ONE dumps him, he determines to carefully turn his life around. He comes up with THE PROGRAM: 1. Be single for each year. 2. Date all women. 3. Damage no one's thoughts. He's not out to get revenge or to become a pickup designer; he just wants to disrupt his structure, have a blast, and find out who he's. A quick-witted Everyman, Perry throws himself in to the modern world of courtship and digital going out with only to find that even the best-laid strategies won't always get you laid. During the period of each year, he times almost 30 different women, including a Swedish tourist, a former high school crush, a born-again virgin, a groupie, an celebrity, a lesbian, and a biter. In Available, award-winning storyteller Matteson Perry brings us in to the inner sanctum of failed pickup lines, uneasy courtships, awkward text messages, and self-discovery, charting the highs and lows of single life and the lessons he discovers on the way. Candid, empathetic, and devastatingly funny, Available is the best real-life rom-com about understanding how to time frame, finding love, and becoming better at life.
