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Outwardly, Papa Schimmelhorn can be an elderly cuckoo clock assembler with overactive human hormones. But under the lecherous facade lurks a powerful subconscious. Having resolved the problems of your energy travel, black holes, and alternative universes, he appears forwards with unbounded glee to the simple problem of switching lead in to the world's most important commodity - gold! But he satisfies Gaspar Gansfleisch, the best possible (and vilest) alchemist in European countries, and the 400-year-old homunculus who's his prisoner, and the luscious Priestess Philippa Theophrastra Bombast von Hohenheim. Life is never simple for a subconscious genius. And if you believe things can't get worse, he has yet to meet up with the Minotaur!
